Taxes piss you off? Well they’re not all bad! Because your tax dollars support the best budget travel package ever:
MILITOURISM
YOUR PERSONALIZED TOUR OF DUTY
That’s right, come on over for an extended tour of duty and enjoy all the luxuries of war, for FREE!!!
Luxuries of war, you ask? But this is no ordinary war. Israel makes sure that our side -- your side -- is equipped with tanks and cutting-edge killing technology; while the opponents are unarmed, poor, malnourished and unorganized . . . which means you are guaranteed the role of winner! In fact, a recent big battle ended with a score of 1,437 to 9 kills in Israel's favor. With odds like that, you're guaranteed a fun time.
These kinds of stats are consistent and getting better daily as Israel tightens control, and there's always a new battle or full-on war looming just around the corner.
Can't afford the vacation you want?
Let the Israeli army pay your way -- with your tax dollars!